Thing # 7B: Lunch With Lou, Ole!

I love "The Onion"! Whenever I am truly depressed about the state of the world, I read a reader post from "The Onion" and I feel instantly better about my own cynicism. "Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN" is a perfect example. Check it out! How brilliant is it to report that T.V.'s least imigrant friendly pundit is being deported as an illegal hispanic imigrant? I love the philosophy that "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." It has nothing to do with political orientation; I just love to see pedantic blowhards get theirs. I wonder if my therapist will say this points to my feelings in inadequacy? Oh, who cares! I pay him to listen to me.